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Cyber Skin Dream Big Dildo
When you first slip this big boy in your pussy or ass, then you'll know why so many are enjoying this fantastic dong. He measures 8 inches long and 2 inches wide with a nice set of balls. Cyberskin is generally recognized as having the most lifelike sensations of any material on the market. Use the suction cup base to stick on a smooth surface and enjoy a hands free adventure. Cyberskin requires more care but it's worth the extra effort. It comes with easy to use and care instructions. More Giant Dildos for bedroom pleasures.

Nothing constructive here, just an amusing story that might apply to any of us. My wife got a letter by way of snail mail from her cousin wanting her to attend her birthday party. This girl lives is Lostville, New Mexico, 600 miles away. Now my wife hasn’t seen her for twenty years, that doesn’t sound to close to me. Well we haven’t been anywhere in a while so I told her we’d go and enjoy a few days of vacation. We started packing our stuff, and as always we carry at least one big dildo, you never know, the ol’ cock might be stubborn and not rise to the occasion. We had just ordered a new Cyberskin dream dick, so we decided to take it and plenty of lube. After what seemed like an eternity from East Texas to Western New Mexico, we arrived at their house. Out came two kids and a goofy dog, I’d guess the boys were about 8 and 10 years old. Seemed like half of the little piss ant town was at her cousins house for a simple birthday party. After all of the hand shaking, we were shown to our room up stairs, and it was all nice enough. Then it's back down stairs where all the excitement was. As it turned out the other guest was from their church, bible thumpers no less. Now I’m not opposed to that but we couldn’t dare say damn, so I pretty much had to keep my mouth shut. After a bit we heard the two little heathens up stairs laughing and having a good time. Unaware at the time that they were meddling in our suit case, just rummaging around like it was theirs. Just about this time the boring ass party did get exciting, here came that damn goofy ol’ dog wagging his tail and bouncing down the stairs with my wife’s Dream Dick in his mouth. I immediately got a stiff elbow in the ribs, like I could do something. The truth was I nearly busted out laughing when her cousin’s old man called the dog over to see what he had in his mouth. When everybody had figured out what it was, they all came completely from put together. Well to make a long story short, we didn’t stay for supper. We got our shit and left all the preaching and degrading behind. What in the hell is wrong with having a few sex toys, the truth be known, I bet everyone of those old girls would love to have a nice realistic dildo. We arrived home in a few days, the worst of it to me was that damn goofy dog chewed up our brand new Dream Dick, so I promptly sat down at my computer and ordered another one. Screw’em!!! It’s everyone’s right to own and use sex toys if they want to. The moral of this story is, if you have kids or frequent company, keep your sex toys under lock and key. Use a big dildo for big pleasures.

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